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--[[
mattata v2.0 - Slap Messages
Templates use {ME} for slapper and {THEM} for target.
]]
return
{
'{THEM} was shot by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} was pricked to death.'
,
'{THEM} walked into a cactus while trying to escape {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} drowned.'
,
'{THEM} drowned whilst trying to escape {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} blew up.'
,
'{THEM} was blown up by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} hit the ground too hard.'
,
'{THEM} fell from a high place.'
,
'{THEM} fell off a ladder.'
,
'{THEM} fell into a patch of cacti.'
,
'{THEM} was doomed to fall by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} was blown from a high place by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} was squashed by a falling anvil.'
,
'{THEM} went up in flames.'
,
'{THEM} burned to death.'
,
'{THEM} was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} walked into a fire whilst fighting {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} tried to swim in lava.'
,
'{THEM} tried to swim in lava whilst trying to escape {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} was struck by lightning.'
,
'{THEM} was slain by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} got finished off by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} was killed by magic.'
,
'{THEM} was killed by {ME} using magic.'
,
'{THEM} starved to death.'
,
'{THEM} suffocated in a wall.'
,
'{THEM} fell out of the world.'
,
'{THEM} was knocked into the void by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} withered away.'
,
'{THEM} was pummeled by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} was fragged by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} was desynchronized.'
,
'{THEM} was wasted.'
,
'{THEM} was busted.'
,
'{THEM}
\'
s bones are scraped clean by the desolate wind.'
,
'{THEM} has died of dysentery.'
,
'{THEM} fainted.'
,
'{THEM} is out of usable Pokemon! {THEM} whited out!'
,
'{THEM} is out of usable Pokemon! {THEM} blacked out!'
,
'{THEM} whited out!'
,
'{THEM} blacked out!'
,
'{THEM} says goodbye to this cruel world.'
,
'{THEM} got rekt.'
,
'{THEM} was sawn in half by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} died. I blame {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} was axe-murdered by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM}
\'
s melon was split by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} was sliced and diced by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} was split from crotch to sternum by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM}
\'
s death put another notch in {ME}
\'
s axe.'
,
'{THEM} died impossibly!'
,
'{THEM} died from {ME}
\'
s mysterious tropical disease.'
,
'{THEM} escaped infection by dying.'
,
'{THEM} played hot-potato with a grenade.'
,
'{THEM} was knifed by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} fell on his sword.'
,
'{THEM} ate a grenade.'
,
'{THEM} practiced being {ME}
\'
s clay pigeon.'
,
'{THEM} is what
\'
s for dinner!'
,
'{THEM} was terminated by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} was shot before being thrown out of a plane.'
,
'{THEM} was not invincible.'
,
'{THEM} has encountered an error.'
,
'{THEM} died and reincarnated as a goat.'
,
'{ME} threw {THEM} off a building.'
,
'{THEM} is sleeping with the fishes.'
,
'{THEM} got a premature burial.'
,
'{ME} replaced all of {THEM}
\'
s music with Nickelback.'
,
'{ME} spammed {THEM}
\'
s email.'
,
'{ME} made {THEM} a knuckle sandwich.'
,
'{ME} slapped {THEM} with pure nothing.'
,
'{ME} hit {THEM} with a small, interstellar spaceship.'
,
'{THEM} was quickscoped by {ME}.'
,
'{ME} put {THEM} in check-mate.'
,
'{ME} RSA-encrypted {THEM} and deleted the private key.'
,
'{ME} put {THEM} in the friendzone.'
,
'{ME} slaps {THEM} with a DMCA takedown request!'
,
'{THEM} became a corpse blanket for {ME}.'
,
'Death is when the monsters get you. Death comes for {THEM}.'
,
'Cowards die many times before their death. {THEM} never tasted death but once.'
,
'{THEM} died of hospital gangrene.'
,
'{THEM} got a house call from Doctor {ME}.'
,
'{ME} beheaded {THEM}.'
,
'{THEM} got stoned...by an angry mob.'
,
'{ME} sued the pants off {THEM}.'
,
'{THEM} was impeached.'
,
'{THEM} was beaten to a pulp by {ME}.'
,
'{THEM} was one-hit KO
\'
d by {ME}.'
,
'{ME} sent {THEM} to /dev/null.'
,
'{ME} sent {THEM} down the memory hole.'
,
'{THEM} was a mistake.'
,
'{ME} checkmated {THEM} in two moves.'
,
'{ME} mass-reported {THEM}
\'
s Telegram account.'
,
'{THEM} ran into a mass of cobwebs.'
,
'{THEM} experienced kinetic energy.'
,
'{ME} yeeted {THEM} into the sun.'
,
'{THEM} was erased from existence by {ME}.'
,
'{ME} mass-deleted {THEM}
\'
s Spotify playlists.'
,
'{ME} slaps {THEM} around a bit with a large trout.'
,
'{ME} roundhouse kicks {THEM} into the sun.'
,
'{ME} pushes {THEM} off a cliff.'
,
'{ME} DDoSes {THEM}
\'
s network.'
,
'{ME} force-feeds {THEM} a cactus.'
,
'{ME} puts laxatives in {THEM}
\'
s coffee.'
,
'{ME} sells {THEM} to Santa.'
,
'{ME} steals {THEM}
\'
s lunch money.'
,
'{ME} slaps {THEM} with a rubber chicken.'
,
'{ME} pokes {THEM} in the eye.'
,
'{ME} throws {THEM} into a swimming pool full of piranhas.'
,
'{ME} ties {THEM} to a rocket and launches it into space.'
,
'{ME} drops a piano on {THEM}
\'
s head.'
,
'{ME} sets {THEM}
\'
s homework on fire.'
,
'{ME} sends {THEM} to the shadow realm.'
,
'{ME} releases a horde of chickens on {THEM}.'
,
'{ME} challenges {THEM} to mortal combat and wins flawlessly.'
,
'{ME} makes {THEM} step on a Lego.'
,
'{ME} throws {THEM}
\'
s phone into a volcano.'
,
'{ME} replaces all of {THEM}
\'
s music with Rick Astley.'
,
'{ME} fills {THEM}
\'
s car with bees.'
,
'{ME} steals {THEM}
\'
s WiFi password.'
,
'{ME} uninstalls {THEM}
\'
s favourite game.'
,
'{ME} swaps {THEM}
\'
s sugar with salt.'
,
'{ME} hits {THEM} over the head with a frying pan.'
,
'{ME} throws a banana peel at {THEM}
\'
s feet.'
}
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