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	diff --git a/blacklist.json b/blacklist.json
	index e9b1817..e304a88 100644
	--- a/blacklist.json
	+++ b/blacklist.json
	@@ -1 +1 @@
	-{"_default": {}}
	\ No newline at end of file
	+{"_default":{}}
	\ No newline at end of file
	diff --git a/commandhandler.py b/commandhandler.py
	index f2a3a94..8a15e7f 100644
	--- a/commandhandler.py
	+++ b/commandhandler.py
	@@ -1,182 +1,182 @@
	#This is the Command Handler file
	#Handles all bot commands
	import telepot
	from telepot.namedtuple import *
	import group_utilities
	from random import randrange, random
	import datetime
	import tinydb

	-stfu_phrases = group_utilities.read_lines('stfu_phrases.txt')
	-response_phrases_y = (group_utilities.read_lines('response_phrases_y.txt'))
	-response_phrases_n = (group_utilities.read_lines('response_phrases_n.txt'))
	-beescript = group_utilities.read_lines('beescript.txt')
	-lemmesmashList = group_utilities.read_lines('lemmesmash.txt')
	+stfu_phrases = group_utilities.read_lines('res/stfu_phrases.txt')
	+response_phrases_y = (group_utilities.read_lines('res/response_phrases_y.txt'))
	+response_phrases_n = (group_utilities.read_lines('res/response_phrases_n.txt'))
	+beescript = group_utilities.read_lines('res/beescript.txt')
	+lemmesmashList = group_utilities.read_lines('res/lemmesmash.txt')

	blacklist = tinydb.TinyDB('blacklist.json')
	dbquery = tinydb.Query()
	recentUsers = {} #Recent bot users, used for the cooldown


	def lemmesmash(msg, chat_id, bot):
	''' /lemmesmash
	USAGE: /lemmesmash
	RETURNS:
	'''
	phrase = lemmesmashList[randrange(len(lemmesmashList))] #find a phrase
	bot.sendMessage(chat_id, phrase) #send the phrase
	group_utilities.logger('command', msg, False, phrase, '/lemmes')

	def dab(msg, chat_id, bot):
	''' /dab
	USAGE: /dab
	RETURNS: A terrible sticker of an emoji dabbing
	'''

	bot.sendSticker(chat_id, 'CAADBAADRwADpnjSCTlOo90rUVSNAg')

	try:
	bot.deleteMessage((chat_id, msg['message_id']))
	except:
	- print "I need message removal rights for {}!!".format(str(chat_id));
	+ print ("I need message removal rights for {}!!".format(str(chat_id)))
	group_utilities.logger('command', msg, False, 'dabs', '/dab')

	def nice(msg, chat_id, bot):
	''' /nice
	USAGE: /nice [quantity]
	RETURNS: Random ammount of nices between 1-10 unless a quantity is provided (max 250)
	'''
	if (len(msg['text'].split(' '))) > 1:
	try:
	nices = int(msg['text'].split(' ')[1])
	if nices > 250:
	nices = 250
	if nices == 0:
	nices = randrange(0, 10)
	except ValueError:
	nices = randrange(0, 10)
	else:
	nices = randrange(0, 10)

	bot.sendMessage(chat_id, "nice"*nices)

	group_utilities.logger('command', msg, False, 'nice'*nices, '/nice')

	def beemovie(msg, chat_id, bot):
	''' /beemovie
	USAGE: /beemovie [repalceword]
	REUTURS: Three random lines from the bee movie script
	If a [replaceword] has been passed it will spit three random lines containing the word bee, but it replaced with [replaceword]
	'''
	lines = [] # The final list containing the lines
	output = '' #The final output that the bot reuturns to the chat_id
	args = msg['text'].replace(msg['text'].split(' ')[0],'')[1:] #What is after /beemovie or /beemovie@Jannie_Bot

	if args.isspace() or args == '': #Is the command being queried like this /beemovie
	lineno = randrange(0, (len(beescript)-2)) #what line number to use from beescript.txt
	[lines.append(beescript[lineno+i]) for i in range(0,3)] #find a line and 2 after
	output = "\n".join(lines)

	else: #Is the command being queryied like this /beemovie [phrase]
	while True: #repeat until bee is found in the lines
	lines = []
	lineno = randrange(0, (len(beescript)-2)) #what line number to use from beescript.txt
	[lines.append(beescript[lineno+i]) for i in range(0,3)] #find a line and 2 after

	if any('bee' in s for s in lines): #if there is bee in the lines
	break #kill the loop

	output = "\n".join(lines).replace('bee', args).replace('Bee', args).replace('TOMTOMTOMTOM','been') #replace words with the arg passed. TOMTOMTOMTOM is there because it kept replacing stuff in been

	bot.sendMessage(chat_id, output)
	group_utilities.logger('command', msg, False, output, '/beemovie')

	def stfu(msg, chat_id, bot):
	''' /stfu
	USAGE: /stfu
	RETURNS: Replies with randomly selected phrase determined in stfu_phrases
	'''
	phrase = stfu_phrases[randrange(len(stfu_phrases))] #find a phrase
	bot.sendMessage(chat_id, phrase) #send the phrase
	group_utilities.logger('command', msg, False, phrase, '/stfu') #log it

	def ask(msg, chat_id, bot):
	''' /ask
	USAGE: /ask [question]
	RETURNS: Replies with randomly selected phrase determined in response_phrases_y and response_phrases_n
	'''
	if random() > 0.5:
	phrase = response_phrases_y[randrange(len(response_phrases_y))]
	else:
	phrase = response_phrases_n[randrange(len(response_phrases_n))]

	if (("/ask@Jannie_Bot" in msg['text']) and (len(msg['text']) > 15)): #Is there actually a quesiton for /ask@Jannie_Bot
	bot.sendMessage(chat_id, phrase, reply_to_message_id=msg['message_id'])
	elif (("/ask" in msg['text']) and (len(msg['text']) > 4)) and ("/ask@Jannie_Bot" != msg['text'][:len("/ask@Jannie_Bot")]): #Is there actually a question or is it just /ask@Jannie_Bot
	bot.sendMessage(chat_id, phrase, reply_to_message_id=msg['message_id'])
	else: #No question?
	phrase = "Give me a question you Heretic"
	bot.sendMessage(chat_id, phrase, reply_to_message_id=msg['message_id'])

	group_utilities.logger('command', msg, False, phrase, '/ask')

	def roll(msg, chat_id, bot):
	''' /roll
	USAGE: /roll
	RETURNS: Replies with random 9 digit number then if there are trips, dubs, quads etc will also congratulate
	'''
	dubzreponses={
	0: None,
	1: "Nice dubz boi",
	2: "You got trips fag, nice",
	3: "Quadzz nigga",
	4: "Fuck me those are pents",
	5: "You got some sexes there boy",
	6: "Holy fuck you just rolled for septs",
	7: "Jesus christ on a dubzicle those are fucking octs",
	8: "You have aquired the respect from Jan, with those ninefolds we can recolonise the whole Universe",
	}
	roll_list = []

	roll = str(randrange(108, 109)) #generate the roll


	bot.sendMessage(chat_id, roll, reply_to_message_id=msg['message_id'])
	for i in roll: #basically this whole chunk detects if there are dubs trips etc
	roll_list.append(i)
	counter = 0
	for i in range(0,8):
	if roll_list[i] == roll_list[i+1]:
	counter +=1
	else:
	counter = 0
	try:
	bot.sendMessage(chat_id,dubzreponses[counter])
	group_utilities.logger('command', msg, False, str(roll)+" ("+dubzreponses[counter]+")", '/roll')
	except:
	group_utilities.logger('command', msg, False, str(roll), '/roll')
	pass

	def config(msg, chat_id, bot): #WORK IN PROGRESS
	#bot.sendMessage(chat_id, "Awe Lets Test?", reply_markup=ReplyKeyboardMarkup(keyboard=[[KeyboardButton(text='yes'), KeyboardButton(text='no')]]))
	bot.sendMessage(chat_id, "Awe Lets Test?", reply_markup=InlineKeyboardMarkup(inline_keyboard=[[InlineKeyboardButton(text='yes', callback_data='yeee'), InlineKeyboardButton(text='no', callback_data='nein')]]))

	def rotfl(msg, chat_id, bot):
	''' /rotfl
	USAGE: /rotfl (text)
	RETURNS: rOfTL caT
	'''


	if 'reply_to_message' in msg:
	TEMPVAR = msg['reply_to_message']['text']
	else:
	if "/rotfl@Jannie_Bot" in msg['text']:
	TEMPVAR = msg['text'].split('/rotfl@Jannie_Bot')[1]
	else:
	TEMPVAR = msg['text'].split('/rotfl')[1]

	out = ''
	out = out.join([chr(ord(x)-32) if random() > 0.5 and x.isalpha() and x.islower() and x else x for x in TEMPVAR])

	bot.sendMessage(chat_id, out)
	diff --git a/group_utilities.py b/group_utilities.py
	index 8df35da..e999b8e 100644
	--- a/group_utilities.py
	+++ b/group_utilities.py
	@@ -1,32 +1,32 @@
	def read_lines(filename):
	lines = []
	try:
	with open(filename, 'r') as f:
	for line in f:
	lines.append(line[:-1])
	except IOError:
	- print 'Failed to open {}'.format(filename)
	+ print ('Failed to open {}'.format(filename))
	return lines

	def logger(logtype, msg, edited, reply, command):
	try:
	senderusername = "{} ({})".format(msg['from']['id'], msg['from']['username'])
	except:
	senderusername = "No Username"

	if msg['chat']['type'] == 'private':
	chattitle = "Private Message with {}".format(senderusername)
	else:
	chattitle = msg['chat']['title']

	if logtype == 'hendrik':
	- print "HENDRIK: \n Message Text: {} \n Sender: {} \n Chat: {} \n Edited: {} \n".format(msg['text'], senderusername, chattitle, edited)
	+ print ("HENDRIK: \n Message Text: {} \n Sender: {} \n Chat: {} \n Edited: {} \n".format(msg['text'], senderusername, chattitle, edited))

	if logtype == 'command':
	- print "COMMAND: \n Command: {} \n Message Text: {} \n Sender: {} \n Chat: {} \n Reply: {} \n".format(command, msg['text'], senderusername, chattitle, reply)
	+ print ("COMMAND: \n Command: {} \n Message Text: {} \n Sender: {} \n Chat: {} \n Reply: {} \n".format(command, msg['text'], senderusername, chattitle, reply))

	if logtype == 'cooldown':
	- print "COOLDOWN: \n Message Text: {} \n Sender: {} \n Chat: {} \n Time Elapsed: {} \n".format(msg['text'], senderusername, chattitle, reply)
	+ print ("COOLDOWN: \n Message Text: {} \n Sender: {} \n Chat: {} \n Time Elapsed: {} \n".format(msg['text'], senderusername, chattitle, reply))

	if logtype == 'blacklist':
	- print "BLACKLIST: \n Message Text: {} \n Sender: {} \n Chat: {} \n".format(msg['text'], senderusername, chattitle)
	+ print ("BLACKLIST: \n Message Text: {} \n Sender: {} \n Chat: {} \n".format(msg['text'], senderusername, chattitle))
	diff --git a/main.py b/main.py
	index 5afb092..c3c8cd4 100644
	--- a/main.py
	+++ b/main.py
	@@ -1,125 +1,127 @@
	+#!/usr/bin/python3
	+
	import sys
	import time
	import telepot
	import datetime
	from commandhandler import *
	import group_utilities
	import random
	import os
	#Cooldown length in seconds
	COOLDOWN_SEC = 10
	#Percentage to ignore command
	FAILPERCENTAGE = 1
	FAILID = [215620618]
	#fetching our BOT_TOKEN
	try:
	BOT_TOKEN = os.environ['BOT_TOKEN'] #Hosting the bot on Heroku
	except KeyError:
	BOT_TOKEN = sys.argv[1]

	commands = {
	'/stfu' : stfu,
	'/ask' : ask,
	'/roll' : roll,
	'/beemovie' : beemovie,
	'/nice' : nice,
	'/dab' : dab,
	'/lemmesmash' : lemmesmash,
	'/rotfl' : rotfl
	}

	def chat_handler(msg):
	content_type, chat_type, chat_id = telepot.glance(msg)

	if 'reply_to_message' in msg:
	reply_to_message_handler(msg)
	return

	if content_type == 'text':

	#If the message contains a bot command, go tell command_handler
	try:
	if msg['entities'][0]['type'] == 'bot_command':
	handler(msg, COOLDOWN_SEC, bot)

	#If the message contains Hendrik, send a complaint message to sender
	except KeyError:
	if ' lumber' in (msg['text'].lower()) or 'lumber' == msg['text'].lower()[:len('lumber')]:
	if random.randint(0,1) == 1:
	bot.sendMessage(chat_id, "LUMBER IS ETERNAL")
	else:
	bot.sendMessage(chat_id, 'THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE LUMBER TRAIN')

	def reply_to_message_handler(msg):
	if msg['from']['id'] == 164788390:
	if msg['text'].lower() == "delet this":
	try:
	bot.deleteMessage((msg['chat']['id'], msg['message_id']))
	bot.deleteMessage((msg['chat']['id'], msg['reply_to_message']['message_id']))
	except:
	- print "I need deleting rights for {}!".format(msg['chat']['id'])
	+ print ("I need deleting rights for {}!".format(msg['chat']['id']))

	handler(msg, COOLDOWN_SEC, bot)



	def edit_handler(msg):
	content_type, chat_type, chat_id = telepot.glance(msg)
	- print "edit!!!"
	+ print ("edit!!!")
	try:
	if msg['entities'][0]['type'] == 'bot_command':
	bot.sendMessage(chat_id, "Voetsek, don't edit your commands.", reply_to_message_id=msg['message_id'])
	except:
	if content_type == 'text':
	pass

	def callback_query_handler(msg):
	pass

	def handler(msg, cooldown_sec, bot):
	content_type, chat_type, chat_id = telepot.glance(msg)
	if all(card in msg['text'].lower() for card in ['play', 'card']):
	bot.sendMessage(chat_id, "Fuck off")
	return

	if random.randrange(0,100)==FAILPERCENTAGE and msg['from']['id'] in FAILID:
	bot.sendMessage(chat_id, "No, fuck you")
	return

	if not msg['from']['id'] in recentUsers: #Is the person in the recent users dict

	if blacklist.search(dbquery.id == msg['from']['id']) != []:#Is the person in the blacklist
	group_utilities.logger('blacklist', msg, False, 0, 0)
	return

	elif not msg['from']['username'] == 'profhiggins': #If the person isn't profhiggins, save the time the message was sent
	recentUsers[msg['from']['id']] = datetime.datetime.now()

	else: #If the person IS in the recent users dict
	if blacklist.search(dbquery.id == msg['from']['id']) != []:#Is the person in the blacklist?
	group_utilities.logger('blacklist', msg, False, 0, 0)
	return

	elif (datetime.datetime.now() - recentUsers[msg['from']['id']]) > datetime.timedelta(0, cooldown_sec): #Was the the timestamp in the dictionary more than cooldown_sec ago
	del recentUsers[msg['from']['id']] #Remvoe the listing in the dict
	recentUsers[msg['from']['id']] = datetime.datetime.now() #Puthis message in the dictionary

	else: #Was the message sent less than cooldown_sec ago?
	group_utilities.logger('cooldown', msg, False, str(datetime.datetime.now() - recentUsers[msg['from']['id']]), 0)
	return

	for command in commands:
	if msg['text'][:len(command)] == command:
	commands[command](msg, chat_id, bot)



	-if 1==1:
	+if __name__ == "__main__":
	#make our bot and feed it the tokenhend
	bot = telepot.Bot(BOT_TOKEN)

	#fetch messages and keep script looped
	bot.message_loop({'chat' : chat_handler,
	'edited_chat' : edit_handler,
	'callback_query' : callback_query_handler},
	run_forever="Bot Running...")
	diff --git a/res/beescript.txt b/res/beescript.txt
	new file mode 100644
	index 0000000..ddadb33
	--- /dev/null
	+++ b/res/beescript.txt
	@@ -0,0 +1,1558 @@
	+According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
	+Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
	+The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
	+Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
	+Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
	+Ooh, black and yellow!
	+Let's shake it up a little.
	+Barry! Breakfast is ready!
	+Coming!
	+Hang on a second.
	+Hello?
	+Barry?
	+Adam?
	+Can you believe this is happening?
	+I can't. I'll pick you up.
	+Looking sharp.
	+Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
	+Sorry. I'm excited.
	+Here's the graduate.
	+We're very proud of you, son.
	+A perfect report card, all B's.
	+Very proud.
	+Ma! I got a thing going here.
	+You got lint on your fuzz.
	+Ow! That's me!
	+Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
	+Bye!
	+Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
	+Hey, Adam.
	+Hey, Barry.
	+Is that fuzz gel?
	+A little. Special day, graduation.
	+Never thought I'd make it.
	+Three days grade school, three days high school.
	+Those were awkward.
	+Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
	+You did come back different.
	+Hi, Barry.
	+Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
	+Hear about Frankie?
	+Yeah.
	+You going to the funeral?
	+No, I'm not going.
	+Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
	+Don't waste it on a squirrel.
	+Such a hothead.
	+I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
	+I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
	+That's why we don't need vacations.
	+Boy, quite a bit of pomp… under the circumstances.
	+Well, Adam, today we are men.
	+We are!
	+Bee-men.
	+Amen!
	+Hallelujah!
	+Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
	+Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of… 9:15.
	+That concludes our ceremonies.
	+And begins your career at Honex Industries!
	+Will we pick ourjob today?
	+I heard it's just orientation.
	+Heads up! Here we go.
	+Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.
	+Wonder what it'll be like?
	+A little scary.
	+Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group.
	+This is it!
	+Wow.
	+Wow.
	+We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.
	+Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
	+Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
	+Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as…
	+Honey!
	+That girl was hot.
	+She's my cousin!
	+She is?
	+Yes, we're all cousins.
	+Right. You're right.
	+At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence.
	+These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.
	+What do you think he makes?
	+Not enough.
	+Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.
	+What does that do?
	+Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it.
	+Saves us millions.
	+Can anyone work on the Krelman?
	+Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.
	+But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.
	+The same job the rest of your life?
	+I didn't know that.
	+What's the difference?
	+You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years.
	+So you'll just work us to death?
	+We'll sure try.
	+Wow! That blew my mind!
	+“What's the difference?”
	+How can you say that?
	+One job forever?
	+That's an insane choice to have to make.
	+I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.
	+But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?
	+Why would you question anything?
	+We're bees.
	+We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.
	+You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?
	+Like what? Give me one example.
	+I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.
	+Please clear the gate.
	+Royal Nectar Force on approach.
	+Wait a second. Oheck it out.
	+Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
	+Wow.
	+I've never seen them this close.
	+They know what it's like outside the hive.
	+Yeah, but some don't come back.
	+Hey, Jocks!
	+Hi, Jocks!
	+You guys did great!
	+You're monsters!
	+You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
	+I wonder where they were.
	+I don't know.
	+Their day's not planned.
	+Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.
	+You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
	+Jock. You have to be bred for that.
	+Right.
	+Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.
	+It's just a status symbol.
	+Bees make too much of it.
	+Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.
	+Those ladies?
	+Aren't they our cousins too?
	+Distant. Distant.
	+Look at these two.
	+Couple of Hive Harrys.
	+Let's have fun with them.
	+It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.
	+Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!
	+He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!
	+Oh, my!
	+I never thought I'd knock him out.
	+What were you doing during this?
	+Trying to alert the authorities.
	+I can autograph that.
	+A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?
	+Yeah. Gusty.
	+We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.
	+Six miles, huh?
	+Barry!
	+A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.
	+Maybe I am.
	+You are not!
	+We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
	+What do you think, buzzy-boy?
	+Are you bee enough?
	+I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.
	+Hey, Honex!
	+Dad, you surprised me.
	+You decide what you're interested in?
	+Well, there's a lot of choices.
	+But you only get one.
	+Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?
	+Son, let me tell you about stirring.
	+You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.
	+You get yourself into a rhythm.
	+It's a beautiful thing.
	+You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.
	+You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?
	+That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.
	+Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!
	+Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
	+I'm not trying to be funny.
	+You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
	+You're gonna be a stirrer?
	+No one's listening to me!
	+Wait till you see the sticks I have.
	+I could say anything right now.
	+I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
	+Let's open some honey and celebrate!
	+Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
	+Shave my antennae.
	+Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody “dawg”!
	+I'm so proud.
	+We're starting work today!
	+Today's the day.
	+Come on! All the good jobs will be gone.
	+Yeah, right.
	+Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal…
	+Is it still available?
	+Hang on. Two left!
	+One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
	+Step to the side.
	+What'd you get?
	+Picking crud out. Stellar!
	+Wow!
	+Couple of newbies?
	+Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
	+Make your choice.
	+You want to go first?
	+No, you go.
	+Oh, my. What's available?
	+Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.
	+Any chance of getting the Krelman?
	+Sure, you're on.
	+I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
	+Wax monkey's always open.
	+The Krelman opened up again.
	+What happened?
	+A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
	+He's dead. Another dead one.
	+Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
	+Dead from the neck up.
	+Dead from the neck down. That's life!
	+Oh, this is so hard!
	+Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should… Barry?
	+Barry!
	+All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine…
	+What happened to you?
	+Where are you?
	+I'm going out.
	+Out? Out where?
	+Out there.
	+Oh, no!
	+I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.
	+You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
	+Another call coming in.
	+If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today.
	+Hey, guys.
	+Look at that.
	+Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
	+Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
	+It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
	+Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
	+Sign here, here. Just initial that.
	+Thank you.
	+OK.
	+You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.
	+So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.
	+Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.
	+Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!
	+That's awful.
	+And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!
	+All right, launch positions!
	+Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
	+Black and yellow!
	+Hello!
	+You ready for this, hot shot?
	+Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
	+Wind, check.
	+Antennae, check.
	+Nectar pack, check.
	+Wings, check.
	+Stinger, check.
	+Scared out of my shorts, check.
	+OK, ladies, let's move it out!
	+Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!
	+All of you, drain those flowers!
	+Wow! I'm out!
	+I can't believe I'm out!
	+So blue.
	+I feel so fast and free!
	+Box kite!
	+Wow!
	+Flowers!
	+This is Blue Leader.
	+We have roses visual.
	+Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
	+Roses!
	+30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
	+Stand to the side, kid.
	+It's got a bit of a kick.
	+That is one nectar collector!
	+Ever see pollination up close?
	+No, sir.
	+I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one.
	+See that? It's a little bit of magic.
	+That's amazing. Why do we do that?
	+That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
	+Cool.
	+I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
	+Could be daisies. Don't we need those?
	+Copy that visual.
	+Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.
	+Say again? You're reporting a moving flower?
	+Affirmative.
	+That was on the line!
	+This is the coolest. What is it?
	+I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
	+It smells good.
	+Not like a flower, but I like it.
	+Yeah, fuzzy.
	+Ohemical-y.
	+Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
	+My sweet lord of bees!
	+Oandy-brain, get off there!
	+Problem!
	+Guys!
	+This could be bad.
	+Affirmative.
	+Very close.
	+Gonna hurt.
	+Mama's little boy.
	+You are way out of position, rookie!
	+Ooming in at you like a missile!
	+Help me!
	+I don't think these are flowers.
	+Should we tell him?
	+I think he knows.
	+What is this?!
	+Match point!
	+You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it!
	+Yowser!
	+Gross.
	+There's a bee in the car!
	+Do something!
	+I'm driving!
	+Hi, bee.
	+He's back here!
	+He's going to sting me!
	+Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!
	+He blinked!
	+Spray him, Granny!
	+What are you doing?!
	+Wow… the tension level out here is unbelievable.
	+I gotta get home.
	+Oan't fly in rain.
	+Oan't fly in rain.
	+Oan't fly in rain.
	+Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
	+Ken, could you close the window please?
	+Ken, could you close the window please?
	+Oheck out my new resume.
	+I made it into a fold-out brochure.
	+You see? Folds out.
	+Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
	+What was that?
	+Maybe this time. This time. This time.
	+This time! This time! This…
	+Drapes!
	+That is diabolical.
	+It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
	+What's number one? Star Wars?
	+Nah, I don't go for that…
	+…kind of stuff.
	+No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
	+They're out of their minds.
	+When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
	+There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
	+I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.
	+I predicted global warming.
	+I could feel it getting hotter.
	+At first I thought it was just me.
	+Wait! Stop! Bee!
	+Stand back. These are winter boots.
	+Wait!
	+Don't kill him!
	+You know I'm allergic to them!
	+This thing could kill me!
	+Why does his life have less value than yours?
	+Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?
	+I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.
	+My brochure!
	+There you go, little guy.
	+I'm not scared of him.
	+It's an allergic thing.
	+Put that on your resume brochure.
	+My whole face could puff up.
	+Make it one of your special skills.
	+Knocking someone out is also a special skill.
	+Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
	+Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
	+Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
	+You could put carob chips on there.
	+Bye.
	+Supposed to be less calories.
	+Bye.
	+I gotta say something.
	+She saved my life.
	+I gotta say something.
	+All right, here it goes.
	+Nah.
	+What would I say?
	+I could really get in trouble.
	+It's a bee law.
	+You're not supposed to talk to a human.
	+I can't believe I'm doing this.
	+I've got to.
	+Oh, I can't do it. Come on!
	+No. Yes. No.
	+Do it. I can't.
	+How should I start it?
	+“You like jazz?” No, that's no good.
	+Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
	+Hi!
	+I'm sorry.
	+You're talking.
	+Yes, I know.
	+You're talking!
	+I'm so sorry.
	+No, it's OK. It's fine.
	+I know I'm dreaming.
	+But I don't recall going to bed.
	+Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting.
	+This is a bit of a surprise to me.
	+I mean, you're a bee!
	+I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.
	+And if it wasn't for you…
	+I had to thank you.
	+It's just how I was raised.
	+That was a little weird.
	+I'm talking with a bee.
	+Yeah.
	+I'm talking to a bee.
	+And the bee is talking to me!
	+I just want to say I'm grateful.
	+I'll leave now.
	+Wait! How did you learn to do that?
	+What?
	+The talking thing.
	+Same way you did, I guess.
	+“Mama, Dada, honey.” You pick it up.
	+That's very funny.
	+Yeah.
	+Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
	+Anyway…
	+Oan I…
	+…get you something?
	+Like what?
	+I don't know. I mean…
	+I don't know. Ooffee?
	+I don't want to put you out.
	+It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
	+It's just coffee.
	+I hate to impose.
	+Don't be ridiculous!
	+Actually, I would love a cup.
	+Hey, you want rum cake?
	+I shouldn't.
	+Have some.
	+No, I can't.
	+Come on!
	+I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
	+Where?
	+These stripes don't help.
	+You look great!
	+I don't know if you know anything about fashion.
	+Are you all right?
	+No.
	+He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.
	+He finally gets there.
	+He runs up the steps into the church.
	+The wedding is on.
	+And he says, “Watermelon?
	+I thought you said Guatemalan.
	+Why would I marry a watermelon?”
	+Is that a bee joke?
	+That's the kind of stuff we do.
	+Yeah, different.
	+So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
	+About work? I don't know.
	+I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want.
	+I know how you feel.
	+You do?
	+Sure.
	+My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
	+Really?
	+My only interest is flowers.
	+Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.
	+Anyway, if you look…
	+There's my hive right there. See it?
	+You're in Sheep Meadow!
	+Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
	+No way! I know that area.
	+I lost a toe ring there once.
	+Why do girls put rings on their toes?
	+Why not?
	+It's like putting a hat on your knee.
	+Maybe I'll try that.
	+You all right, ma'am?
	+Oh, yeah. Fine.
	+Just having two cups of coffee!
	+Anyway, this has TOMTOMTOMTOM great.
	+Thanks for the coffee.
	+Yeah, it's no trouble.
	+Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
	+I'd be up the rest of my life.
	+Are you…?
	+Oan I take a piece of this with me?
	+Sure! Here, have a crumb.
	+Thanks!
	+Yeah.
	+All right. Well, then…
	+I guess I'll see you around.
	+Or not.
	+OK, Barry.
	+And thank you so much again… for before.
	+Oh, that? That was nothing.
	+Well, not nothing, but… Anyway…
	+This can't possibly work.
	+He's all set to go.
	+We may as well try it.
	+OK, Dave, pull the chute.
	+Sounds amazing.
	+It was amazing!
	+It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.
	+Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!
	+Giant, scary humans!
	+What were they like?
	+Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
	+They eat crazy giant things.
	+They drive crazy.
	+Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
	+Some of them. But some of them don't.
	+How'd you get back?
	+Poodle.
	+You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.
	+You had your “experience.” Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.
	+Well…
	+Well?
	+Well, I met someone.
	+You did? Was she Bee-ish?
	+A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
	+No, no, no, not a wasp.
	+Spider?
	+I'm not attracted to spiders.
	+I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all.
	+I can't get by that face.
	+So who is she?
	+She's… human.
	+No, no. That's a bee law.
	+You wouldn't break a bee law.
	+Her name's Vanessa.
	+Oh, boy.
	+She's so nice. And she's a florist!
	+Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
	+We're not dating.
	+You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s!
	+One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
	+She saved my life!
	+And she understands me.
	+This is over!
	+Eat this.
	+This is not over! What was that?
	+They call it a crumb.
	+It was so stingin' stripey!
	+And that's not what they eat.
	+That's what falls off what they eat!
	+You know what a Oinnabon is?
	+No.
	+It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
	+They heat it up…
	+Sit down!
	+…really hot!
	+Listen to me!
	+We are not them! We're us.
	+There's us and there's them!
	+Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?
	+There's no yearning.
	+Stop yearning. Listen to me!
	+You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee!
	+Thinking bee.
	+Thinking bee.
	+Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
	+Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
	+There he is. He's in the pool.
	+You know what your problem is, Barry?
	+I gotta start thinking bee?
	+How much longer will this go on?
	+It's TOMTOMTOMTOM three days!
	+Why aren't you working?
	+I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about.
	+What life? You have no life!
	+You have no job. You're barely a bee!
	+Would it kill you to make a little honey?
	+Barry, come out.
	+Your father's talking to you.
	+Martin, would you talk to him?
	+Barry, I'm talking to you!
	+You coming?
	+Got everything?
	+All set!
	+Go ahead. I'll catch up.
	+Don't be too long.
	+Watch this!
	+Vanessa!
	+We're still here.
	+I told you not to yell at him.
	+He doesn't respond to yelling!
	+Then why yell at me?
	+Because you don't listen!
	+I'm not listening to this.
	+Sorry, I've gotta go.
	+Where are you going?
	+I'm meeting a friend.
	+A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
	+Bye.
	+I just hope she's Bee-ish.
	+They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena?
	+To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream!
	+Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering.
	+A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events?
	+No. All right, I've got one.
	+How come you don't fly everywhere?
	+It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster.
	+Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
	+All right, your turn.
	+TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
	+That's insane!
	+You don't have that?
	+We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
	+It's a horrible, horrible disease.
	+Oh, my.
	+Dumb bees!
	+You must want to sting all those jerks.
	+We try not to sting.
	+It's usually fatal for us.
	+So you have to watch your temper.
	+Very carefully.
	+You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out.
	+Work through it like any emotion:
	+Anger, jealousy, lust.
	+Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
	+Yeah.
	+What is wrong with you?!
	+It's a bug.
	+He's not bothering anybody.
	+Get out of here, you creep!
	+What was that? A Pic ‘N’ Save circular?
	+Yeah, it was. How did you know?
	+It felt like about 10 pages.
	+Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
	+You've really got that down to a science.
	+I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
	+I'll bet.
	+What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this?
	+How did this get here?
	+Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
	+Ray Liotta Private Select?
	+Is he that actor?
	+I never heard of him.
	+Why is this here?
	+For people. We eat it.
	+You don't have enough food of your own?
	+Well, yes.
	+How do you get it?
	+Bees make it.
	+I know who makes it!
	+And it's hard to make it!
	+There's heating, cooling, stirring.
	+You need a whole Krelman thing!
	+It's organic.
	+It's our-ganic!
	+It's just honey, Barry.
	+Just what?!
	+Bees don't know about this!
	+This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
	+You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have!
	+And it's on sale?!
	+I'm getting to the bottom of this.
	+I'm getting to the bottom of all of this!
	+Hey, Hector.
	+You almost done?
	+Almost.
	+He is here. I sense it.
	+Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around.
	+You're busted, box boy!
	+I knew I heard something.
	+So you can talk!
	+I can talk.
	+And now you'll start talking!
	+Where you getting the sweet stuff?
	+Who's your supplier?
	+I don't understand.
	+I thought we were friends.
	+The last thing we want to do is upset bees!
	+You're too late! It's ours now!
	+You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword!
	+You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio!
	+Where is the honey coming from?
	+Tell me where!
	+Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
	+Orazy person!
	+What horrible thing has happened here?
	+These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere!
	+Just keep still.
	+What? You're not dead?
	+Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?
	+To Honey Farms.
	+I am onto something huge here.
	+I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
	+I'm going to Tacoma.
	+And you?
	+He really is dead.
	+All right.
	+Uh-oh!
	+What is that?!
	+Oh, no!
	+A wiper! Triple blade!
	+Triple blade?
	+Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
	+Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?!
	+How much do you people need to see?!
	+Open your eyes!
	+Stick your head out the window!
	+From NPR News in Washington,
	+I'm Oarl Kasell.
	+But don't kill no more bugs!
	+Bee!
	+Moose blood guy!!
	+You hear something?
	+Like what?
	+Like tiny screaming.
	+Turn off the radio.
	+Whassup, bee boy?
	+Hey, Blood.
	+Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see.
	+Wow!
	+I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it.
	+I mean, that honey's ours.
	+Bees hang tight.
	+We're all jammed in.
	+It's a close community.
	+Not us, man. We on our own.
	+Every mosquito on his own.
	+What if you get in trouble?
	+You a mosquito, you in trouble.
	+Nobody likes us. They just smack.
	+See a mosquito, smack, smack!
	+At least you're out in the world.
	+You must meet girls.
	+Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly.
	+Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
	+You got to be kidding me!
	+Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee!
	+Hey, guys!
	+Mooseblood!
	+I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
	+Did you bring your crazy straw?
	+We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit.
	+What is this place?
	+A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead.
	+They are pinheads!
	+Pinhead.
	+Oheck out the new smoker.
	+Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
	+The Thomas 3000!
	+Smoker?
	+Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
	+Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
	+A couple breaths of this knocks them right out.
	+They make the honey, and we make the money.
	+“They make the honey, and we make the money”?
	+Oh, my!
	+What's going on? Are you OK?
	+Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
	+Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls?
	+Our queen was moved here.
	+We had no choice.
	+This is your queen?
	+That's a man in women's clothes!
	+That's a drag queen!
	+What is this?
	+Oh, no!
	+There's hundreds of them!
	+Bee honey.
	+Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale!
	+This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something.
	+Oh, Barry, stop.
	+Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor.
	+Do these look like rumors?
	+That's a conspiracy theory.
	+These are obviously doctored photos.
	+How did you get mixed up in this?
	+He's TOMTOMTOMTOM talking to humans.
	+What?
	+Talking to humans?!
	+He has a human girlfriend.
	+And they make out!
	+Make out? Barry!
	+We do not.
	+You wish you could.
	+Whose side are you on?
	+The bees!
	+I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
	+Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
	+Barry, this is what you want to do with your life?
	+I want to do it for all our lives.
	+Nobody works harder than bees!
	+Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring.
	+You couldn't stop.
	+I remember that.
	+What right do they have to our honey?
	+We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
	+Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
	+Sting them where it really hurts.
	+In the face! The eye!
	+That would hurt.
	+No.
	+Up the nose? That's a killer.
	+There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters.
	+Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source.
	+No more bee beards!
	+With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
	+Weather with Storm Stinger.
	+Sports with Buzz Larvi.
	+And Jeanette Ohung.
	+Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
	+And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
	+A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally!
	+Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book,
	+Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon.
	+Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
	+Did you ever think, “I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this”?
	+Bees have never TOMTOMTOMTOM afraid to change the world.
	+What about Bee Oolumbus?
	+Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
	+Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
	+We were thinking of stickball or candy stores.
	+How old are you?
	+The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century.
	+You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too.
	+It's a common name. Next week…
	+He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots…
	+Next week…
	+Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard ‘em.
	+Bear Week next week!
	+They’re scary, hairy and here live.
	+Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish.
	+In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness!
	+It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
	+Honey, her backhand's a joke!
	+I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
	+Quiet, please.
	+Actual work going on here.
	+Is that that same bee?
	+Yes, it is!
	+I'm helping him sue the human race.
	+Hello.
	+Hello, bee.
	+This is Ken.
	+Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
	+Why does he talk again?
	+Listen, you better go
	+'cause we're really busy working.
	+But it's our yogurt night!
	+Bye-bye.
	+Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
	+You poor thing.
	+You two have TOMTOMTOMTOM at this for hours!
	+Yes, and Adam here has TOMTOMTOMTOM a huge help.
	+Frosting…
	+How many sugars?
	+Just one. I try not to use the competition.
	+So why are you helping me?
	+Bees have good qualities.
	+And it takes my mind off the shop.
	+Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now.
	+Those are great, if you're three.
	+And artificial flowers.
	+Oh, those just get me psychotic!
	+Yeah, me too.
	+Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
	+Bees must hate those fake things!
	+Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done.
	+Maybe this could make up for it a little bit.
	+This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
	+I guess.
	+You sure you want to go through with it?
	+Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, “Honey, I'm home,” without paying a royalty!
	+It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak.
	+What have we gotten into here, Barry?
	+It's pretty big, isn't it?
	+I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day.
	+You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers?
	+Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade.
	+What's the matter?
	+I don't know, I just got a chill.
	+Well, if it isn't the bee team.
	+You boys work on this?
	+All rise! The Honorable
	+Judge Bumbleton presiding.
	+All right. Oase number 4475,
	+Superior Oourt of New York,
	+Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session.
	+Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively?
	+A privilege.
	+Mr. Benson… you're representing all the bees of the world?
	+I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed.
	+Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please.
	+Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman.
	+Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us.
	+If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
	+Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean.
	+I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches!
	+Talking bee!
	+How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture
	+Hollywood wizardry?
	+They could be using laser beams!
	+Robotics! Ventriloquism!
	+Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids!
	+Mr. Benson?
	+Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here.
	+I'm just an ordinary bee.
	+Honey's pretty important to me.
	+It's important to all bees.
	+We invented it!
	+We make it. And we protect it with our lives.
	+Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us
	+'cause we're the little guys!
	+I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are!
	+I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice!
	+Oall your first witness.
	+So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have.
	+I suppose so.
	+I see you also own
	+Honeyburton and Honron!
	+Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms.
	+Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term.
	+I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you?
	+No.
	+I couldn't hear you.
	+No.
	+No.
	+Because you don't free bees.
	+You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
	+They're very lovable creatures.
	+Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
	+You mean like this?
	+Bears kill bees!
	+How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?!
	+Biting into your couch!
	+Spitting out your throw pillows!
	+OK, that's enough. Take him away.
	+So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
	+Your name intrigues me.
	+Where have I heard it before?
	+I was with a band called The Police.
	+But you've never TOMTOMTOMTOM a police officer, have you?
	+No, I haven't.
	+No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name.
	+Oh, please.
	+Have you ever TOMTOMTOMTOM stung, Mr. Sting?
	+Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting.
	+Or should I say… Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
	+That's not his real name?! You idiots!
	+Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005.
	+Thank you. Thank you.
	+I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow.
	+I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
	+Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you?
	+Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir?
	+Watch it, Benson!
	+I could blow right now!
	+This isn't a goodfella.
	+This is a badfella!
	+Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?!
	+Order in this court!
	+You're all thinking it!
	+Order! Order, I say!
	+Say it!
	+Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
	+I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that.
	+I think the jury's on our side.
	+Are we doing everything right, legally?
	+I'm a florist.
	+Right. Well, here's to a great team.
	+To a great team!
	+Well, hello.
	+Ken!
	+Hello.
	+I didn't think you were coming.
	+No, I was just late.
	+I tried to call, but… the battery.
	+I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
	+Oh, that was lucky.
	+There's a little left.
	+I could heat it up.
	+Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
	+So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
	+I'm not much for the game myself.
	+The ball's a little grabby.
	+That's where I usually sit.
	+Right… there.
	+Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
	+You think I don't see what you're doing?
	+I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common.
	+Do we?
	+Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
	+That's just what
	+I was thinking about doing.
	+Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
	+I'm going to drain the old stinger.
	+Yeah, you do that.
	+Look at that.
	+You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games.
	+What's that?
	+Italian Vogue.
	+Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
	+A lot of ads.
	+Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine?
	+Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
	+I think something stinks in here!
	+I love the smell of flowers.
	+How do you like the smell of flames?!
	+Not as much.
	+Water bug! Not taking sides!
	+Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
	+This is pathetic!
	+I've got issues!
	+Well, well, well, a royal flush!
	+You're bluffing.
	+Am I?
	+Surf's up, dude!
	+Poo water!
	+That bowl is gnarly.
	+Except for those dirty yellow rings!
	+Kenneth! What are you doing?!
	+You know, I don't even like honey!
	+I don't eat it!
	+We need to talk!
	+He's just a little bee!
	+And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
	+Long time? What are you talking about?!
	+Are there other bugs in your life?
	+No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them!
	+Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night…
	+My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster!
	+Goodbye, Ken.
	+And for your information,
	+I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man!
	+I'm sorry about all that.
	+I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it!
	+I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me.
	+I couldn't overcome it.
	+Oh, well.
	+Are you OK for the trial?
	+I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas.
	+We would like to call
	+Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
	+Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers…
	+Yeah.
	+Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over.
	+Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees.
	+You got the tweezers?
	+Are you allergic?
	+Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
	+Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know.
	+What exactly is your relationship to that woman?
	+We're friends.
	+Good friends?
	+Yes.
	+How good? Do you live together?
	+Wait a minute…
	+Are you her little…
	+…bedbug?
	+I've seen a bee documentary or two.
	+From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children?
	+Yeah, but…
	+So those aren't your real parents!
	+Oh, Barry…
	+Yes, they are!
	+Hold me back!
	+You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson?
	+He's denouncing bees!
	+Don't y'all date your cousins?
	+Objection!
	+I'm going to pincushion this guy!
	+Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
	+Oh, I'm hit!!
	+Oh, lordy, I am hit!
	+Order! Order!
	+The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins!
	+I have TOMTOMTOMTOM felled by a winged beast of destruction!
	+You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages!
	+Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way!
	+Adam, stay with me.
	+I can't feel my legs.
	+What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks?
	+I will have order in this court. Order!
	+Order, please!
	+The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
	+Hey, buddy.
	+Hey.
	+Is there much pain?
	+Yeah.
	+I…
	+I blew the whole case, didn't I?
	+It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died.
	+I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
	+They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
	+Look, there's a little celery still on it.
	+What was it like to sting someone?
	+I can't explain it. It was all…
	+All adrenaline and then… and then ecstasy!
	+All right.
	+You think it was all a trap?
	+Of course. I'm sorry.
	+I flew us right into this.
	+What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world.
	+What will the humans do to us if they win?
	+I don't know.
	+I hear they put the roaches in motels.
	+That doesn't sound so bad.
	+Adam, they check in, but they don't check out!
	+Oh, my.
	+Oould you get a nurse to close that window?
	+Why?
	+The smoke.
	+Bees don't smoke.
	+Right. Bees don't smoke.
	+Bees don't smoke!
	+But some bees are smoking.
	+That's it! That's our case!
	+It is? It's not over?
	+Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
	+Get back to the court and stall.
	+Stall any way you can.
	+And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
	+Mr. Flayman.
	+Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
	+Where is the rest of your team?
	+Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
	+Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time.
	+I actually heard a funny story about…
	+Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time?
	+How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on?
	+They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses.
	+I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case!
	+Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider
	+Mr. Montgomery's motion.
	+But you can't! We have a terrific case.
	+Where is your proof?
	+Where is the evidence?
	+Show me the smoking gun!
	+Hold it, Your Honor!
	+You want a smoking gun?
	+Here is your smoking gun.
	+What is that?
	+It's a bee smoker!
	+What, this?
	+This harmless little contraption?
	+This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee.
	+Look at what has happened to bees who have never TOMTOMTOMTOM asked,
	+“Smoking or non?”
	+Is this what nature intended for us?
	+To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps?
	+Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man?
	+What are we gonna do?
	+He's playing the species card.
	+Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees!
	+Free the bees! Free the bees!
	+Free the bees!
	+Free the bees! Free the bees!
	+The court finds in favor of the bees!
	+Vanessa, we won!
	+I knew you could do it! High-five!
	+Sorry.
	+I'm OK! You know what this means?
	+All the honey will finally belong to the bees.
	+Now we won't have to work so hard all the time.
	+This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson.
	+You'll regret this.
	+Barry, how much honey is out there?
	+All right. One at a time.
	+Barry, who are you wearing?
	+My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants.
	+What if Montgomery's right?
	+What do you mean?
	+We've TOMTOMTOMTOM living the bee way a long time, 27 million years.
	+Oongratulations on your victory.
	+What will you demand as a settlement?
	+First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps.
	+Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop.
	+We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine.
	+We're all aware of what they do in the woods.
	+Wait for my signal.
	+Take him out.
	+He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
	+And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames…
	+But it's just a prance-about stage name!
	+…unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments.
	+Oan't breathe.
	+Bring it in, boys!
	+Hold it right there! Good.
	+Tap it.
	+Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming!
	+I think we need to shut down!
	+Shut down? We've never shut down.
	+Shut down honey production!
	+Stop making honey!
	+Turn your key, sir!
	+What do we do now?
	+Oannonball!
	+We're shutting honey production!
	+Mission abort.
	+Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
	+Returning to base.
	+Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there.
	+Oh, yeah?
	+What's going on? Where is everybody?
	+Are they out celebrating?
	+They're home.
	+They don't know what to do.
	+Laying out, sleeping in.
	+I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket.
	+At least we got our honey back.
	+Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
	+It's the greatest thing in the world!
	+I was excited to be part of making it.
	+This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well.
	+And now…
	+Now I can't.
	+I don't understand why they're not happy.
	+I thought their lives would be better!
	+They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
	+Honey really changes people.
	+You don't have any idea what's going on, do you?
	+What did you want to show me?
	+This.
	+What happened here?
	+That is not the half of it.
	+Oh, no. Oh, my.
	+They're all wilting.
	+Doesn't look very good, does it?
	+No.
	+And whose fault do you think that is?
	+You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
	+Bees?
	+Specifically, me.
	+I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things.
	+It's notjust flowers.
	+Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
	+That's our whole SAT test right there.
	+Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom.
	+And then, of course…
	+The human species?
	+So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it?
	+I know this is also partly my fault.
	+How about a suicide pact?
	+How do we do it?
	+I'll sting you, you step on me.
	+Thatjust kills you twice.
	+Right, right.
	+Listen, Barry… sorry, but I gotta get going.
	+I had to open my mouth and talk.
	+Vanessa?
	+Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
	+Where are you going?
	+To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena.
	+They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying.
	+It's the last chance
	+I'll ever have to see it.
	+Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
	+I never meant it to turn out like this.
	+I know. Me neither.
	+Tournament of Roses.
	+Roses can't do sports.
	+Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
	+Roses!
	+Vanessa!
	+Roses?!
	+Barry?
	+Roses are flowers!
	+Yes, they are.
	+Flowers, bees, pollen!
	+I know.
	+That's why this is the last parade.
	+Maybe not.
	+Oould you ask him to slow down?
	+Oould you slow down?
	+Barry!
	+OK, I made a huge mistake.
	+This is a total disaster, all my fault.
	+Yes, it kind of is.
	+I've ruined the planet.
	+I wanted to help you with the flower shop.
	+I've made it worse.
	+Actually, it's completely closed down.
	+I thought maybe you were remodeling.
	+But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined.
	+I don't want to hear it!
	+All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen.
	+I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park.
	+All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got.
	+Bees.
	+Park.
	+Pollen!
	+Flowers.
	+Repollination!
	+Across the nation!
	+Tournament of Roses,
	+Pasadena, Oalifornia.
	+They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
	+Security will be tight.
	+I have an idea.
	+Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
	+Official floral business. It's real.
	+Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
	+Thank you. It was a gift.
	+Once inside, we just pick the right float.
	+How about The Princess and the Pea?
	+I could be the princess, and you could be the pea!
	+Yes, I got it.
	+Where should I sit?
	+What are you?
	+I believe I'm the pea.
	+The pea?
	+It goes under the mattresses.
	+Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
	+I'm getting the marshal.
	+You do that!
	+This whole parade is a fiasco!
	+Let's see what this baby'll do.
	+Hey, what are you doing?!
	+Then all we do is blend in with traffic…
	+…without arousing suspicion.
	+Once at the airport, there's no stopping us.
	+Stop! Security.
	+You and your insect pack your float?
	+Yes.
	+Has it TOMTOMTOMTOM in your possession the entire time?
	+Would you remove your shoes?
	+Remove your stinger.
	+It's part of me.
	+I know. Just having some fun.
	+Enjoy your flight.
	+Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job.
	+Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job!
	+I think this is gonna work.
	+It's got to work.
	+Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott.
	+We have a bit of bad weather in New York.
	+It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay.
	+Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it.
	+I gotta get up there and talk to them.
	+Be careful.
	+Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine?
	+I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
	+Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
	+What'd you say, Hal?
	+Nothing.
	+Bee!
	+Don't freak out! My entire species…
	+What are you doing?
	+Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
	+Who's an attorney?
	+Don't move.
	+Oh, Barry.
	+Good afternoon, passengers.
	+This is your captain.
	+Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit?
	+And please hurry!
	+What happened here?
	+There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded.
	+One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious!
	+Is that another bee joke?
	+No!
	+No one's flying the plane!
	+This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
	+What's your status?
	+This is Vanessa Bloome.
	+I'm a florist from New York.
	+Where's the pilot?
	+He's unconscious, and so is the copilot.
	+Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience?
	+As a matter of fact, there is.
	+Who's that?
	+Barry Benson.
	+From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
	+Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee.
	+It's got giant wings, huge engines.
	+I can't fly a plane.
	+Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
	+Yes.
	+How hard could it be?
	+Wait, Barry!
	+We're headed into some lightning.
	+This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing.
	+Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory…
	+That's Barry!
	+…is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew.
	+Flowers?!
	+We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience.
	+Just a minute.
	+There's a bee on that plane.
	+I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres.
	+They've done enough damage.
	+But isn't he your only hope?
	+Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all.
	+Their wings are too small…
	+Haven't we heard this a million times?
	+“The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense.”
	+Get this on the air!
	+Got it.
	+Stand by.
	+We're going live.
	+The way we work may be a mystery to you.
	+Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs.
	+But let me tell you about a small job.
	+If you do it well, it makes a big difference.
	+More than we realized.
	+To us, to everyone.
	+That's why I want to get bees back to working together.
	+That's the bee way!
	+We're not made of Jell-O.
	+We get behind a fellow.
	+Black and yellow!
	+Hello!
	+Left, right, down, hover.
	+Hover?
	+Forget hover.
	+This isn't so hard.
	+Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
	+Barry, what happened?!
	+Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time.
	+That may have TOMTOMTOMTOM helping me.
	+And now we're not!
	+So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
	+All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out!
	+Move out!
	+Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane!
	+Don't have to yell.
	+I'm not yelling!
	+We're in a lot of trouble.
	+It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice!
	+It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
	+I can't do this!
	+Vanessa, pull yourself together.
	+You have to snap out of it!
	+You snap out of it.
	+You snap out of it.
	+You snap out of it!
	+You snap out of it!
	+You snap out of it!
	+You snap out of it!
	+You snap out of it!
	+You snap out of it!
	+Hold it!
	+Why? Come on, it's my turn.
	+How is the plane flying?
	+I don't know.
	+Hello?
	+Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there?
	+The Pollen Jocks!
	+They do get behind a fellow.
	+Black and yellow.
	+Hello.
	+All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop.
	+Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
	+No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
	+Come on. You got to think bee, Barry.
	+Thinking bee.
	+Thinking bee.
	+Thinking bee!
	+Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
	+Wait a minute.
	+I think I'm feeling something.
	+What?
	+I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
	+Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
	+Bring the nose down.
	+Thinking bee!
	+Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
	+What in the world is on the tarmac?
	+Get some lights on that!
	+Thinking bee!
	+Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
	+Vanessa, aim for the flower.
	+OK.
	+Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys?
	+Affirmative!
	+Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
	+Land on that flower!
	+Ready? Full reverse!
	+Spin it around!
	+Not that flower! The other one!
	+Which one?
	+That flower.
	+I'm aiming at the flower!
	+That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
	+I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees!
	+Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
	+Rotate around it.
	+This is insane, Barry!
	+This's the only way I know how to fly.
	+Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern?
	+Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
	+Smell it. Full reverse!
	+Just drop it. Be a part of it.
	+Aim for the center!
	+Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
	+Come on, already.
	+Barry, we did it!
	+You taught me how to fly!
	+Yes. No high-five!
	+Right.
	+Barry, it worked!
	+Did you see the giant flower?
	+What giant flower? Where? Of course
	+I saw the flower! That was genius!
	+Thank you.
	+But we're not done yet.
	+Listen, everyone!
	+This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth.
	+That means this is our last chance.
	+We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this.
	+If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say?
	+Are we going to be bees, orjust
	+Museum of Natural History keychains?
	+We're bees!
	+Keychain!
	+Then follow me! Except Keychain.
	+Hold on, Barry. Here.
	+You've earned this.
	+Yeah!
	+I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
	+Oh, yeah.
	+That's our Barry.
	+Mom! The bees are back!
	+If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time.
	+I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight!
	+Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
	+Would you like some honey with that?
	+It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
	+Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
	+And I don't see a nickel!
	+Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat!
	+I had no idea.
	+Barry, I'm sorry.
	+Have you got a moment?
	+Would you excuse me?
	+My mosquito associate will help you.
	+Sorry I'm late.
	+He's a lawyer too?
	+I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
	+All I needed was a briefcase.
	+Have a great afternoon!
	+Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere.
	+No problem, Vannie.
	+Just leave it to me.
	+You're a lifesaver, Barry.
	+Oan I help who's next?
	+All right, scramble, jocks!
	+It's time to fly.
	+Thank you, Barry!
	+That bee is living my life!
	+Let it go, Kenny.
	+When will this nightmare end?!
	+Let it all go.
	+Beautiful day to fly.
	+Sure is.
	+Between you and me,
	+I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend.
	+Thinking bee!
	+Me?
	diff --git a/res/lemmesmash.txt b/res/lemmesmash.txt
	new file mode 100644
	index 0000000..734cd07
	--- /dev/null
	+++ b/res/lemmesmash.txt
	@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
	+Becky lemme smash
	+Ben is a hoe
	+Ron, yo tail small
	+Becky used to think my tail was big
	+Stick! Stick! Stick!
	+I got you blue
	+Peck.
	+Becky smashing ben
	+Swiggity Swooty
	diff --git a/res/response_phrases_n.txt b/res/response_phrases_n.txt
	new file mode 100644
	index 0000000..f8abbd1
	--- /dev/null
	+++ b/res/response_phrases_n.txt
	@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
	+You know the fucking answer is no, so fuckoff
	+Nee
	+Nein
	+Fuck no
	+Nie
	+Why the actual fuck?
	+Нет
	+Never
	+No
	+нет никакого способа, которым будет происходить
	diff --git a/res/response_phrases_y.txt b/res/response_phrases_y.txt
	new file mode 100644
	index 0000000..c2e44fa
	--- /dev/null
	+++ b/res/response_phrases_y.txt
	@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
	+Obviously
	+You know the answer is yes
	+JA
	+Fuck yes
	+Awe yeah
	+да
	+Of Course
	+It's an obvious yes, you fucking twat
	+да я так считаю
	diff --git a/res/runtime.txt b/res/runtime.txt
	new file mode 100644
	index 0000000..4b38fc9
	--- /dev/null
	+++ b/res/runtime.txt
	@@ -0,0 +1 @@
	+python-2.7.13
	diff --git a/res/stfu_phrases.txt b/res/stfu_phrases.txt
	new file mode 100644
	index 0000000..ad070e7
	--- /dev/null
	+++ b/res/stfu_phrases.txt
	@@ -0,0 +1,64 @@
	+Silence
	+Fuckoff
	+Hush child
	+Go choke on a dick
	+Stop being an aggressive black woman
	+Stop being a loud nigger
	+Stfu
	+Kindly end your speech
	+Cease talking
	+Refrain yourself from speaking
	+Заткнись
	+Speak latin for me
	+mute
	+The walls have ears, talk to them
	+I’m sure Helen would love to listen to you
	+I bet you can’t deepthroat your tongue
	+Ants can’t talk, neither should you
	+Oppress yourself like the nigger you are
	+Jan is watching, Jan is listening, remember this before you speak
	+Nipple Twisting is more pleasant than hearing you talk
	+Jan doesn’t accept this heresy
	+Harambe disapproves of your talking
	+shuts you up
	+I'm gonna lynch you you coon
	+Do you not have anything better to do you fuck?
	+Stop fucking being a trump
	+You’re not funny
	+Jump off a cliff
	+Отвяжись
	+You're ignorant
	+Hou jou mond, poes
	+Halt dein mund
	+Hold down your poes
	+Kom ons lees
	+Go play with your pussy
	+If you think I care, I don't
	+Fuck off and go play some pokemon go or some shit
	+Go make a fucking vlog
	+Don’t be a poes, be lekker
	+Shut up and use a milk box as a helmet
	+Nee man, daais mos nie mooi nie
	+You're almost a bigger mistake than the existence of the Jews
	+Liewe christus, jy kan darem maar praat
	+Just no
	+Have you found your minecraft account yet?
	+You should do it for the vine
	+Have you tried musicly yet ?
	+Get lynched, YOU COON
	+Douglas, douglas, what a prick
	+Fokof polisiekar
	+Pleeg selfmoord
	+You’re a heterosexual meme
	+Jislaaik daai’s horrible
	+Go start a steam you bitch
	+Do you get to the cloud district very often?
	+Stop being an autobot
	+I don't understand gibberish
	+I'm not your therapist
	+Stop being a soutie
	+Je bent een kont
	+Jy dink jy's brood?
	+Hou jou bek, korsie.
	+Bek Naaier
	+Jy dink jy's brood maar jy is kaas

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